Valerie! Hi! How are you? Haven’t talked to youn in what seems like 9,345,546,069 years! But, it’s probably been like a few day. What can I say? I really like hyperbole’s!
I’ve been better. But being kidnapped is never a happy experience, haha. Um, how are you, babe?
You were kidnapped! Why was I not informed?! Was it on the news? I could have become Superman and saved your ass! I’m so sorry, sweetheart. Me? I’m perfect.